HEJOLA REPORT FOR 06232009
Si mi razz como estan todos. I am Jonathon barrios con todays barrio headline news:
La commadre Princess Maria Gomez had a horrific accident late last night at wells and third street. The constable tells us que la commadre was able to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when el constable got to the scene of the accident. Based on el constables accident report the car looked like an accordion that was stomped by a few llamas. The constable asked princess is she was okay?and wondered how in the world did this happen, as the constable looked over the wrecked car. La commadre princess told el constable que a tree poped up in front of her, so she swerved to right and then another tree and then she swerve to the left and there was another tree and this way an that way, so the constable cut her off and told her que there weren’t any trees for at least seven blocks. The constable then realize what had happen and mentioned to ms Gomez, that wasn’t a tree it was your air freshner swinging back and forth. Pesse hejola.
in other news, Yesterday afternoon la commadre blanca flich found her inner peace by going to a barrio therapist. She told the first aid workers at the medical center que she was trying to finish what she started in order to find her inner peace, based on her therapist. In finding her inner peace, she finished 3 giant bags of potato chips, two pecan pies, a gallon of bacadi lemon, and a large easter bag of chocolate kiss candies. After everything she started she finished, he boyfriend rushed to the medical center for observation by were not aware que the medical center which is located in the mall had been shut down. By the time they got there she had already passed some gas and felt better. No charges will be filed.
And finally a few days ago, el constable cadena an some members of el ojo junior barrio private barrio security force666 were called to investigate a barrio man found murdered in his backyard tree house. The constable once at the scene found eddie valadez face down in his tree house bathtub. The bath tub had been filled with draft beer and peanuts, and popcorn and a flashlight was sticking out his b…..! el constable is asking barrio members for any information leading to an arrest for this crime. El constable suspects a drunk killer.
Ok raza there you have it for today. from our command post here at 918 norht Armstrong here in la mecca de puro conjuntos Kingsville texas.
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