Hejola
report for 11132014.
Ccwhnn.
Kingsville.
Texas. Hello raza I am Jonathon Barrios con todays award winning barrio
headline news:
Barrio warning
to all Barrio Sancho Clauses permits required for 2014.
Founding
fathers and some mothers want their Christmas back.
And finally
some darn good news.
Barrio street
employees have been working overtime here the last few days trying to replace
all the Christmas lights missing from the Christmas decorations that were never
taken down. The barrio leaders claim que by leaving the lights on all year
makes the hood a safer place to live in.
The barrio community
center has announced que there are trying their hardest in making Christmas happen
this year for many working people. YOU see people don’t realize que we have
chingos of working families that have two incomes but not enough to get those presents
for this year. So if you find yourself in this kind of jam, let the center know
and we just might surprise you this coming Christmas. Oh please note that there
is a small fee to put your name on that list. With no guarantee you will get
anything
Los barrio
leaders announced today que Barrio Sancho Clauses permits will be required if
you plan on being Santa Clause this year. The permit would allow anyone and
anybody wanting to dress and greet folks looking like Sancho Clauses. In addition
anyone dress like Sancho without a permit will be given a ticket. The permit is
going at $250 dollars this season and if you violate this new rule you will be
fine $2.50 for the first time and $2.55
the second time and on the third time you will have to bail out that Sancho
Clause outfit out of jail at a bond set for $10.00.
Ok raza have
a great Tejano day, have you hug a Tejano
today?
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