hejola report for 03012016

 

Hejola report for 03012016.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am alcardio samudio, bill is on vacation. Wow the first of the month is not even  here and we are already broke. Will we ever have enough money to pay monthly bills? Now for our barrio headline news:

Barrio man arrested after making car payment.

Two more arrested for holding up barrio ice cream man.

And finally barrio man tries to kill himself.

El constable was summon to the resident of Palito Gomez, age 58, when he told his family que he didn’t have enough money to pay this month bills. So Palito did the only thing he could come with and that was tried to kill himself by hanging himself in the back room. The only problem was the water hoes he used was made out of plastic and since he weighed about 300 lbs, it stretched so much that he was standing up within seconds. At that moment his family discovered him past out on the floor con major plastic neck rope burns, that required 918 services. He was taken to the lalala farm across the tracks for observations.

If things could not be worse for la familia Cantu, when for the fifth time this month their barrio ice cream truck was held up by two unknown vatos. The driver tells us que the guys that held him up again were wearing wrestlers masks. El constable is looking any information pertaining to this incident. A large snow cone is being offered for any information.

And finally, El senor Martin Charles was arrested yesterday on charges of arm robbery and left the scene of a robbery. El senor Charles thought he was pretty cute when he made his payment on his car and came right back wearing a wrestlers mask pero con the same clothes. It didn’t take the constable long to find him down the street. Charges will be filed.

Any we thought we had it bad, I am Alcardio Samuido, good day.