hejolia report for 02192016.

 

 

Hejolia report for 02192016.

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Kingsville, texas. Hello again my name is Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio rapper arrested.

Ten men and two chickens held overnight protest.

And finally, the big chicken excuse.

Once again the chicken farm owner and operated by Ben OveranKissme, of los chicken locos farm has made a claim que people in the hood would rather have live chickens in their back yard and not comply with the city rules and regulations pertaining to having farm animals living inside the city limits. Mr. Overankissme told this reporter que if this keep up, it just might run him out of business and the state of our barrio, now they want them chickens and other animals given a right to vote, my god!

In other news, For some reason or another, these ten men and two chickens took it on their own to camp out in front of barrio community center to protest the election results from this past Tuesday. Their complaint that was filed stated que out of the 200 persons that voted, 22 were die persons, and who know how many chickens voted , this whole election should not count nor their votes shouldn’t count. Furthermore they felt que the election of el barrio hero, ESTA VATO LOCO, should have never been allowed to be on the ballot on the first place.

 ESTA VATO LOCO  is a bad image for our youths, our community and our county. The reasons they don’t want him was because ESTA VATO LOCO a few years ago believe que marijuana should be the new currency and be used for the exchange of goods. The group leader told us que they will continue their protest until someone does something about this matter. The barrio leaders will look into this matter sometime in 2033.

And finally, Yesterday an arrest warrant was issued for the only barrio rapper left. Mike Torres, aka Christmas rapper was arrested on a complaint que he stole some Christmas gifts that a certain family had hired him to wrap for them. You see Mike, is the only person in the hood that wraps Christmas gifts and other holiday presents if you hire him to do all these wrapping. Charges will be filed.

Ok raza got to go and have a great day.