Hejolia report for 06082016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas.
Hello I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato beat up with his
plastic leg.
Man and woman
arrested for dressing like a man and a woman.
And finally some good
news.
The all stars teams were informed that the district had decided to
use umpires for the al stars that hadn’t call all year, the district
dire...ctor told the group of coaches and parents, let just have fun and to
never mind the baseball rules.
Two persons were
arrested at the only Tejano gay bar “two tons of fun” last night when they went
in the wrong bathroom, the owners of the bar have had this problem before and
thought that they had corrected this matter, but it seems that they hadn’t. Well
one thing was the man was dress like a woman and the woman he was with was
dressed like a man. So some how they got it mixed up and well went into the
wrong rest room and got arrested. Charges will be filled.
Yesterday el constable was asked to come to the corner of
third and wells where a man with only one leg had gotten beat up. When the
constable got there he found Jesse Ventura knocked out and lying in the middle
of the street next to his plastic leg. The constable told us que this is the
same man that had lost his leg before and found it when he fell in a ditch a
few months ago. Once the man came around he told the constable que it was the
same three men who stole his leg before that beat him up with this darn leg. If
you know anything about this butt kicking let us know.
Have a
great day
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