Thursday, June 23, 2016


Hejola report for 06232016.

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Kingsville, Texas. Jello raza I am Johnnie el quemon con today’s barrio headline news:

Barrios want to be gringito asked to leave rally.

Barrio handbook on “How to win election in the hood if you aren’t from the hood” published.

And finally Make room for me.

At the end of a rally yesterday there were at least 20 or so persons, cat, and dogs arrested for not wanting to leave the area they were protesting when asked to leave. The rally was a call for barrio members to join this group so they could put the finger on barrio members not complying by the group’s standards, ethics, and principles. The rally spoke person told us que look if these want to be persons are here to protest our group why don’t the go and start their own groups so they can share their own values and morals like we do. No charges have been filed.

In the next few weeks our own General Fideo Vermicelli, a political correspondent has published a book called ““How to win election in the hood if you aren’t from the hood” will be released sooner than later. He tell us que the purpose of his book is to demonstrate on how many barrio members had betrayed their own pride by joining a group that they want to think like they do, and act like they do, and want to be like they do. It also point out on how in the world can an outsider win an election inside the hood, when they just moved in! Maybe by marring one of them!

Yesterday Russell Rufus Redneck had to ask one of his wife’s (La prima Gloria blondie dye hair) relative to leave a fund raiser event due to the fact que he wasn’t gringito enough to join the rest of so call gringito group in the hood.  “ let me put the finger on you” committee  chairperson told us que ; look if Russell feels que his wife friends, relatives or whatever seen not to fit in he wasn’t going to allow them among the selected gringito group. Oh by the way Russell was running to get re-elected as a barrio representative.

Ok raza there you have it and remember never abandon the hood because you have to come back sooner than later.

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