Wednesday, March 15, 2017

hejola report for 03152017

Hejola report for03152017.
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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man texting notes to woman with same name but wrong person gets his butt kicked.
Tomas Trumpas taxes show he is broker than broke....
And finally spring break party busted with old folks naked.
Ok let’s see if we can get this right. A spring break party was being held at a private nursery home where all the residents had agreed to walk around in there most outrages swim wear with no questions asked? Well it wasn’t what they were wearing that got them busted but what they were not wearing was the cause of the complaint. How can you have folks from the ages of 67 to 98 years old walk around wearing nothing? Come on man? One was arrested but at least 10 of them fell down as they made a run to their private room and couldn’t move anywhere when el constable got there. You says el constable the most discouraging thing about all this is watching elder folks lay out in the hall way naked. Dang!

How can you vote for a man that said he was the smartest man in the hood and had made thousands of dollars by doing what he does best, nothing! That is right says a barrio resident that found Trumpas taxes in trash can close to his home. The taxes show that Trumpas hasn’t worked in years and has had no income either. So what does that mean for all of us? That trumpas is a bad example of a tax payer that doesn’t pay taxes as he says he does. Pincha liar pants on fire!
It’s not every day that Juan Juan Juarez gets to talk with women he don’t know but in this case he though he knew la commadre Nancy Gracie while he text a lot of stuff that he wouldn’t want anyone to know about. Well it seemed that there are several Nancy Gracie’s in the hood that got Juan butt kicked when he realized que he was texting the wrong woman. The husband of this Nancy found out by reading some of the stuff he text her made him so mad que he found out who he was and went over and kicked his butt and torn his apartment apart looking for the items he mention in his text to his Nancy. Once he found the things he had read he took them an kicked his butt with every single sex toy he had to teach this bum a lesson. No charges will be filed but the constable took the sex toys with him as evidences.
Ok raza have a great day and keep your clothing on there are women and children watching you!

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