Hejola report for
07112018.
Cchwnn
Once again mi raza como estan todos, I am bill Diaz con today’s hejola report. Well as we all expected it, el taconaso dance hall went off in a real big bang. It was a sellout crowd and eager for that cyber tejano music. All the groups showed up and did a great job, making us aware of why they are barrio music award winners. And now back to the today’s hejola report:
Cchwnn
Once again mi raza como estan todos, I am bill Diaz con today’s hejola report. Well as we all expected it, el taconaso dance hall went off in a real big bang. It was a sellout crowd and eager for that cyber tejano music. All the groups showed up and did a great job, making us aware of why they are barrio music award winners. And now back to the today’s hejola report:
El compadre watches over his seven daughters,
La commadre scalps el primo in trying to style his hair,
And finally juanito Johnson gets 30 days in jail for his
action inside the
courtroom.
El primito juanito Johnson got 30 extra days added to his nine-month community control sentences at a hearing Monday morning. It seems que juanito apparently didn’t like that so many of his lawyers motions were being denied by the justice of the peace, suddenly reached over and slapped and began strangling his lawyer, until court officers pulled him off.
In other news la commadre was also giving some type of community services sentence for partially scalping el primo. It seems que el primo was convinced by la commadre to try and style his hair con un pincha power drill, a technique he saw on TV. La commadre was sentenced due to the fact que she knew que it was a bad idea because she had previously screwed up her own hair trying it out. Pesse hejola.
And finally it was good to see el senior don goyetio Moreno y su seven daughters at our dance last night. Don goyetio is known for watching over his seven beautiful daughters at ever function the family attends. Don goyetio is kind of old fashion where any man wanting to dance con su daughters must ask him for permission there at the dance hall. Our records show que don goyetio has been doing this for over twenty-five years. His oldest daughter is 59 years of age and his youngest daughter is 37 years of age. There is really no plans in the future for anyone of this girls getting married. Ole well.
Ok raza there you have it for today, I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
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