Thursday, July 12, 2018

hejola report for 08122018


Hejola report for 07122018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Fideo Vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Family unites;
Late last night barrio officials claim que they have reunited several children with their real parents after mistaking were removed from then at a barrio check point. Chuy (42) y Cho(45) Morales were united with their parents after spending a few hours in jail. It seems that their parents Cho (65) and Chuy (68) Morales were real happy that their boys are back with then, now the question is what happen to the groceries they had in their car?

Ten chickens arrested:
El constable had a hard time round-up the ten chickens he arrested this pasted week where he claims that they were jay walking and didn’t have any valid I. D with them. He now says that there was at least ten more that made a run for it. He told us que unless you have some kind of I>D> with you or not, you’re going back to the farm!
And finally preparing for this year’s hurricane season:
Juanita Norte no barrio weather man has given the hood a weather warning for this next week’s about a big hurricane this season and you must make sure you are prepared…and have food and stuff like that just in case one does hit….survival kits will be sold for a low price of $99.99 per kit. The kit includes but not limited to; 5 cases of beer, 2 cases of spam, 5 oranges, 3 potatoes, and 3 oz. of your favor weed, and I box of rolling papers... get them while they last… Barrio survival kit 2018...$99.99 the lowest prices in town.
Ok raza just picture me rolling…

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