hejola report for08012018

Hejola report for 08012018.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am david duran, bill is on vacation. Now our award winning barrio headline news: 

Chick taco fila under fire:
Yesterday several protestors were arrested at the corner off wells and third street. The reason was que the new barrio chick taco fila had a vato dressed in a pink chicken outfit giving out coupons for a discount on their new chick taco. The owner told us que hey, all we want is your money. Well the protestors weren’t very happy con that onda, so they took it on their own to punk the pink chicken. After a few blocks of chasing that poor pink chicken, it gave up and got beat up. The arrested protestors were all chatting “ we will over come”. 

Fire destroys homeless home:

If you haven’t driven by the corner of third and wells street lately you will notice an increase of homeless folks new homes. A barrio leader told us que they didn’t want to ruin things for them homeless but came up with a secret plan on home to run off those homeless away from that famous corner. Well that barrio leader put that plan into effect, when several homeless folks saw him start a fire inside his new cardboard box home for three acting as a homeless person. As the blaze increased, he made a run for it. While the homeless were watching him run away, they didn’t notice que their homeless homes were on fire. After the smoke had settled, all the homeless home burned to the ground. A warrant for his arrest has been issued. The homeless folks that became homeless after the fire burned their homeless homes, were relocated across the street to a new homeless home section. 

And finally, new water bills raise large concern in the hood. 
The city and county leaders from both sides are preparing for any violence that might occur this coming week due to the fact que a new water billing statement will be place in affect. The new billing statements will be send out by pigeon mail and any ever barrio resident should get it within a few days. The action to start mailing bills via pigeon mail only makes sense, says the owner of about 10 pigeons. He told us que the city and county would safe chingos of money using them birds.. 


Ok pigeon lovers have a great Tejano day.