Tuesday, September 10, 2019

hejola report for 09102019


Hejola report for 09292019.
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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio private eye granted a handicap parking permit;
It seems que El Ojo barrio private eye 51, who is fully certified by the state to be capable of physical work such as breaking through barriers and crawling in confined spaces, among other physical tasks, was granted a handicapped parking permit by another state office because of a sinus problem.

Family affairs;
An entire 86-member jury pool for a criminal case on this side of the tracks (population 100) yesterday had to be dismissed because, according to prosecutor Juan Davis, too many members of the pool were related to each other.

Esta vato indecent exposure;
El constable Cadena arrested el primito Vela, 34-year-old man this pasted weekend and charged him with indecent exposure along the corner of third and Wells Street. El constable was alerted by two commadres in a car who said they first spotted the man, then drove by at least five times to confirm what they had seen. Oh by the way, el primito is filing charges for sexual harassment on the two commadres.

The following reports are about Barrio leader of local social club arrested;
El primo Angle Barrera was arrested at the eastside of town, for murdering his wife, allegedly because, he said, "She was demanding a great number of things that weren't feasible."

Second barrio leader of local social club arrested also;
Robert Canales admitted at his trial that he killed his business partner last month after the man criticized his ability to paint walls and homes, which Canales takes seriously as "an art form."

 And finally another barrio leader arrested;
It seems that this week was not a very good week for barrio leaders, on the same day, according to constable Cadena, reported que Pablo T. Canales shot four neighbors and himself to death over a feud he had about a 5-foot strip of land that separates their properties.
Oh well , keep up the good work raza!

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