Hejola report for 09232019.
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Kingsville,Texas. Hello again I
am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Barrio Paralympic World participant
comes home a loser;
Juan Bueno, age 54, lost ever event at this
pasted weekend Barrio Paralympic games here at our own Westinghouse barrio mall
area. He was more upset with the fact that he lost his left prosthetic leg somewhere
at the Two Tons of Fun (only Tejano gay bar in the state). The awards were
presented there but it seems that Juan got too messed up and lost track of his
leg.
New barrio sex gel;
La hija de sue Mary was awarded
an award this weekend in creating a new personal lubricants gel for your sexual
pleasures. She was so happy to get this sexy award que she could share her formula
with any one or any body!
New barrio voting booths installed;
Barrio leaders voted on installing
voting booths at some bars expect Two Tons of Fun, which I am sure will lead to
some kind of lawsuit. The voting booths will be located in non-serving rooms,
say el Ojo barrio private; the entrances will be separated from the bar. The reason
is that barrio bars are popular community gathering points, and will assure a
large turn out this year.
Religion doesn’t work that way;
La Irma Molina was fired as a
receptionist at the St. Paul’s medical center last month because she to remove
her lip ring at work, which she said was integral to her religion, the Church
of Tattoos y Orta Cosas. Molina insisted that her several piercings are
spiritual, giving her control over her body, and she declined to accept an
alternate job at St. Paul’s medical center, away from public contact.
Barrio Alter boy arrested;
Joseph Benavides is in jail this morning, the
result of being caught with 33 pounds of marijuana in a traffic stop, but
according to the constable report, he informed the arresting officer that
hassling him would be a "hate crime" because he was a special courier
transporting religious instruments between member monasteries of the Church of
Tattoos y Orta Cosas, which uses marijuana as a sacrament.
Ok holy holy god bless you and
god bless you.
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