Hejola report
for 09162019.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again I am Bill diaz. Please note que somewhere in this report it
was a bad weekend for a barrio minister! Now our award winning barrio headline
news;
Evil spirits
not caught!
La Prima
Sophia Pena fell and broke her arm when street Barrio street preacher Oscar De Jesus pushed the evil spirits from her forehead, and no one caught
her when she swooned backward; she settled with the church for $8.
Barrio preacher beat up!
Barrio street preacher Oscar De Jesus who was
scheduled to sing at his wife’s uncle funeral was beaten by parishioners and
physically tossed from his uptown church after he screamed from the pulpit that
the deceased was a “drunkard” and a “fornicator” and was now “burning in hell”
and that the parishioners would be right behind him. De Jesus defended his
outburst by claiming that the “hold Ghost” had ordered him to tell the truth!
You’re fired!
El compadre
Mario Martinez, was told to bring a friend with him at a special hearing to
reflect his future with a certain company regardless good or bad! So el
compadre Martinez brought a barrio clown to the meeting was told que his short
long term career con that company had come to an end, once the meeting ended el
compadre and el clown gave out balloons too all the butt wipes.
Miranda rights:
And
even though Carlos Gomez, 49, fully confessed to el constable that he had
killed a man, but el Ojo barrio Private just of the peace set him free because
officers forgot to read him his Miranda rights.
The end of the road;
And according to the constable que "An
elderly man who lived on the corner of third and wells suffered a heart attack
while engaged in sexual intercourse and died this pasted weekend". The elderly
man was 95 years old. Oh by the way the two elderly women ages 82, and 73 will
not be charged.
Ok raza have a great day.
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