barrio headline news for 04302020

Barrio headline news for 04302020.

Chwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza how are we doing and now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio dentist not well;

El barrio dental council made up of 4 humans, 2 horses, 1 goat and 1 mule found el barrio dentist guilty of several hygiene violations, including frequent hand-washing lapses, failure to sterilize instruments that he had taken off treatment trays to clean his own ears and fingernails with, and, more than once, urinating in his surgery sink. The council said it needed another hearing to decide whether Hutchinson's habits impaired his treatment of patients.

Hoe’s on the raise;

Following a three-year investigation by federal and local, and barrio authorities in our hood; the owners of at least 10 massage parlors were arrested last night and accused of running prostitution establishments. Among the investigators' findings was that, to reduce the cost of supplying condoms, the salons urged customers to use plastic food wrap, which management bought in large quantities. Barrio District Attorney El ojo barrio private told us, "I really don't think about (plastic food wrap) in the same way anymore."

And finally some family values;

Hermin Rodriguez, 41, was charged with assault for stabbing his wife several times (after an argument over her alleged infidelity); police said that following his attack, he apparently handed his knife to the couple's 2-year-old son and said, "Now, you stab Mommy."

the manager of Barrio Pawn Shop told us que a customer came in with his diaper-clad boy of about age 2 and handed the kid an AK-47 from the store's shelf, instructed him how to hold it in order to "mow (people) down, kill everybody," and told him that "Daddy's going to buy you this chopper." The manager, incredulous, said he took the gun back and shooed the pair out.

Ok raza have a great day, and shooed the hell away.