Thursday, April 16, 2020

barrio news for 04152020


Barrio headline news for 04162020.
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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Relief checks, eligible and issued;
Some of the biggest misunderstanding pertaining to this barrio stimulus checks is only because you are eligible don’t mean you are going be issued one. And if they do issue one to you, the real question would be am I going to get it?

Dancing in the street;
You would have imagined a miracle had happen along the corner of third and wells when a ton of humans were dancing in the street. After a few hours of this nonsense el constable Cadena was forced to break it. As we all know this celebration was only a responds to checks being received. The five women were asked to break it up.

Half naked;
Today barrio leader Tomas Trumpas gave an issue warning that if you are staying home, please make sure you have clothing on to either throw the trash or look for your mail. At least twenty calls had been received that folks were walking around half naked outside their homes.

Home school;
At least 15 senior citizens were so excited that now they were going to be able to get a GED or a High School diploma now that they are taking classes on line. So of the seniors really didn’t understand how home school works, were allowed to use a mile long sting and two tin cans to get their home work from the main office at the home. Some tell us that they can’t wait to get the diploma along with their check.

 Barrio unemployment goes down;
In most parts of the country the unemployment is its highest it’s been since the great depression, but not in our hood; since the unemployment reported at the highest level already, the few jobs that person have gotten lower the unemployment rate for now and  that is good news for a whole lot of folks in the hood.

Have a great day an stay happy.

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