chicano manifesto: fascism2016.

Chicano Manifesto: Fascism 2016.

10272016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello raza as I come out from my darkest room to let General Fideo Vermicille explain our Manifesto: Fascism 2016.

I will try not to use more than 500 words due to the fact that it’s a proven fact a person gets bored beyond that point in which I will try not to bore you!

Chicano Manifesto Fascism 2016.

The days to come will bring the idea that Fascism is strong and well in our good ole USA, and will bring the idea into play on this year’s election! There really is no need to define Fascism or either explain it any further than what it has already been proven! The fact is that many think that Fascism should be a key element in pitching the right person for the right job, at the right time, well at least in theory. That really won’t play out; let me explain.

Many still think that Hitler might have had a good idea but you need to stop and look at what it took to be Hitler and how it got him there. Many folks here in the good ole USA believe in Fascism, that even today they try to practice certain elements of it. But the sad part of this ideology is that Hitler knew what war was all about from the start of WW1 and how terrible it was for his fellow countrymen. Oh by the way if you didn’t know Hitler was not a true Germany he was an Austria by was a devoted Germany Country man in which many should be today devoted Americans! Now with this in mind here in the good ole USA Fascists wouldn’t have stood a chance in Hitler world. Nor would they have been compelled to understand it since they didn’t have the experience that Hitler himself saw and knew.

Let us try to understand that Fascism doesn’t make thing better nor would it empower many of us any more or any less that what we already have! But to think that Fascism is a new thing and could work out for us is wrong. The Hitler era is something that many didn’t learn from it! Nor do they want to learn from that, but there is a sense of unity among many of us that that might actually occur!

It is impossible to explain how wrong many are in believe candidates or statesmen that embrace any part of Fascism into their daily dialog.  But the real and sure thing is that Hitler was not a rich man nor was he born rich, he placed his whole life in front for his countrymen and not for his own personal gain. When we believe a certain type of any future ruler or in this case the leader of the strongest country in whole places himself and his family first above and beyond others and try to indulge other to think that is going to make thing better for all of us, well at least for the sake of the good ole USA, is totally wrong.  

Daniel Lopez aka the creator 10/27/2016.

westinghouse barrio mall newsletter 10282009.

westinghouse barrio mall reopened10282009

(a shot from the past….)

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas.  Olla amigos como estan todos I am Gloria Guerra manager of our rebuild and remodel Westinghouse barrio mal. This coming Wednesday will be the grand opening and we are real excited. Here with me is our mascot THE Mall Mr. TURKEY. Si gobble gobble, and not only that gobble gobble and gobble. So make sure que you all gobble over here and now back to Gloria. Ok Mr., turkey.

 Now here is a breakdown of things to happen coming this Wednesday. First let’s go to our entertainment center next to the mall our new CONJUNTO DANCE LAND with our own conjunto gal, or guy not really sure, you don’t ask or don’t tell, new staff person Elva Gloria Ruiz.

Si thank you Gloria, I am Elva G. Ruiz standing in front of our new Conjunto Dance land. We are expecting a large crowd this coming wed. so here is our lineup for this Wednesdays opening night:

 6:00 pm opening ceremonies.

6:30 to 8:00pm “LORENZO`S LLAMAS Y SU CONJUNTO”.

8:15 to 10:00pm “Janie y Las Masotas”.

10:15 to Midnight “Bucky Lopez from grupo 'Los tejano bucks”.

So as you can see raza we have lots of music and lots of things to give away anyhow I am Elva, and now from conjunto dance land back to Gloria at the mall.

 Si thank you Elva, our new conjunto music correspondent. Ok raza, that‘s it for right now so we will be back later today with the rest of the story or next week depending on how much tejano I have left in me. I am Gloria Guerra on location at the new and improved Westinghouse barrio mall.

hejola report for 10242016

Hejola report for 10242016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio elections debate breaks into a fist fight.

More jobs and new homes promisedby Mr. Gringo.

And finally voter registration on the raise.

 

The county tax assessor told us que there was a 10 percent increase of registered vote this year compared to the 50 percent increase last year at the same time. The only differences is that last year’s 90 percent of the applications were not acceptable due to the fact que the majority of the 90 percent of the voter cards had people names of persons that had died about 30 years ago. Huh no further investigation was done on this matter. El constable told us que it was not unusual to have died people vote once an in while.

Yesterday Gringo Moore, running for state representing of our county decided to take a chance and stopped by el barrio cruz roja community center to give his beef on what he planned on doing for us if he won. But after a few meeting promising chit to the 10 persons present, who by the way were there waiting for a free meal were honored to listen to this man talk. But Gringo didn’t finish his speech due to all the yelling and screaming in the next room where the Gomez brothers were debating for that barrio tax assertor job. Gringo told the group que they need to make sure they go out and vote this coming elections.

Yesterday los tres brother’s Gomez, all running for barrio tax assertor. John, John Boy, and Little Johnnie Gomez got into a fist fight when asked who was the smartest of all three hommies. Once the constable got there the fight was under control and all three were sitting behind a table and were debating on who started the fight. Once the constable listened to the debate going on, he decided to all three mules asses were in the wrong were arrested. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way based on the 3 people present at the debate declared Little Johnnie the winner of the fight not the debate.

Ok raza keep it tejano.

barrio stock market report for 10212016

BARRIO STOCK MARKET REPORT for 10212016

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano yosabatodo, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.

 

As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?

Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:

Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.35 each and coffee is extra.

Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.

 

Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winter’s crops and how much of their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.

La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.

Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.

 

Cheap beer: Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $5.56 a six pack.

 

 

Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.

hejola report for 10202016

Hejola report for 10202016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio offers a Tejano lifestyle dream contest.

Barrio man sues restaurant from across the tracks for bath room stalls.

And finally, increase of barrio members going to college.

This coming spring of 2017, our barrio educational leaders told us que there will be more barrio members going to college or some sort of continuous educational centers. It’s good to see barrio members wanting to do better in their lives, and getting an education beyond high school is surely one way to move up. One barrio member that we interview at the corner of wells and third street told us que its great to know que there is lot’s of money available to pay for that education.

Yesterday a law suit was filed against Bernie’s café located across the tracks. The law suit files states that Bernie’s café is discriminating against normal folks. It points out that all the bathroom stalls at Bernie’s café are for handicaps folks and are too freaking high off the ground: “Under the Americans with Disabilities Act, the federal government has developed guidelines for handicapped-accessible toilet stalls and furthermore, States and localities may have more stringent code requirements. But the law suit states that a short person could not use this stalls due to the fact que he places his feet off the ground, and can cause some serious injuries to those trying to use them. A hearing will be held on this matter sometime in 2033.

Now with some old news, yesterday a few dreamers submitted their entre into the Tejano Lifestyle dream contest. The two dreamers stated almost the same dream. The judges will decided what to with these barrio dreamers who just want sit at an old cantina, with no air conditioner, and listening to puro old school Tejano music and drinking warm beer. One also mention que living en el rancho and smell that barbeque smoke from that old barbeque pit was what a Tejano dream is all about. The judges are still waiting for a few more entrees so they can determine a winner.

Ok raza let’s not stop dreaming and let’s not stop think. But remember que keep it Tejano.

hejola report for 10192016

Hejola report for 10192016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

City turns off residents’ water living on the corner of third and wells.

Ten ugly campaign posters damaged.

Barrio politics gets ugly.

You know when hard times hits the hood, when the city is forced to shut off a whole block of water to its residents due to the fact que they had paid their water bill. El constable was called to see what the problem was and once he got word que the whole block had failed to pay its bill he didn’t think it was worth his time to investigate. Until he realized que he was one of those residents. We asked him about this matter and he responded by saying que the check was in the mail.

El constable cadena was called out yesterday afternoon when a candidate told him que some one had poured hot chili pepper sauces on some of his campaign posters, and printed ugly words on them. The constable couldn’t quite tell us what those ugly words were because they didn’t know how to spell the words the candidate thought they said.

Yesterday was the first debate between esta vato loco y one of the few white folks living in the hood Russell Rufus redneck, who both are running for barrio city representative. The debate got a bit ugly when Russell accused esta vato loco for being stone at the debate, but esta vato loco held his ground when he told the crowd que “ Russell Rufus redneck was ugly and his mama says his ugly, he don’t need on a liable he was just ugly”. Well that didn’t go well with Russell so he rebuttal by says “you can kiss my grit”. At the end of the debate both men went their separate ways.

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola report for 10182016

Hejola report for 10182017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again, mi Raza I am Bill Diaz struggling con our creator but we are back. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

La commadre passed out on witness stand.

John bee Goode Morales shot three times.

And finally, commadre busted for being in the nude.

She has had problems in the past says el constable when he went and picked up la commadre Nifia at the corner of third and wells, sitting there in the nude. It seems que she forgets things and sometimes it just isn’t right. In this case she forgot to put her clothes on when she went to the corner store. No charges will be filed but are thinking of locking her up for a while.

It seems que some people just don’t learn. That was the case con John bee Goode Morales. It started off at the corner of third and wells, where John was caught stealing a stereo from inside a parked car, and the owner took a shot at him with his 22 rifle and he managed to get away. As he was fleeting the scene of the crime the store owner across the street saw what was going on and he also took a shot at him, injuring ole John boy. When John finally made out of the hood, he decided to come back and pick his car up, the constable Cadena was waiting for him and he resisted arrest, so he was shot again, finally hit the ground and was arrested. Dang how many bullets does it take to bring a vato down? Chingos!

 

This pasted Friday morning a hearing was being held in which la commadre Debbie Luna, a clerk at the only barrio bank, was testify against a vato charged with robbing the bank this pasted summer. As she was being asked questions, she began shaking and all of a sudden, she passed out while seated in the witness box. A primo of hers’ approached Ms. Luna, and he removed her shoe and held it to her face, hoping she would come around, but without success. He explained que Ms. Luna was ill and subject to blackouts, and sometime by sniffing on her own shoes she would come around. Barrio volunteer firefighters were call and were able to bring her around. She was asked to come back the next day and finish with her testimony.

Pesse hejolia, puro footpower!!