Tuesday, May 3, 2011

hejola report for 05032011

Hejola report for 05032011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning headline news:
Barrio relieved after killing the biggest terrorist in the hood.
Twenty two animal activists arrested at protest rally the corner of third and wells.
And finally, cinco de mayo activities cancelled.
After the upraise from barrio members the barrio leaders have decided to cancel the cinco de mayo program till another month or so, until things calm down. Barrio residents are a bit too pumped up right now and we felt que this program might have been an opportunity for out of town activists to come in and stir things up. Barrio leaders are thing about moving it to October.
Twenty two animal activists were arrested after they found out that the hood’s taquacha had been shot. Charlie was the name that many in the hood had named this giant taquacha during this period and in many cases became a pet to a lot of folks. They couldn’t believe that someone would have shot Charlie. There were no comments from el constable and his task force members. Oh by the way the protestors wanted Charlie’s body for a proper burial.

Yesterday our constable cadena was praised for the great job he and his task forces 666 did in locating and killing the biggest taquacha that had been seen and haunting and terrorizing the hood for several years. It was finally corner at the end of third and Wells Street. It didn’t have a chance so on lookers told this reporter, they just came up to him and blew it head away. The remains of body are unknown at the present time.
Ok raza time to go.

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