hejola report for 05242011

Hejola report for 05242011.
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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Bill Diaz, con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio member wins barrio medical award.
Barrio Caldo reactor poses no danger.
And finally youth programs end sooner than predicted.
The summer program planned for this summer was cancelled before it even started says one of the community leaders. We just had so many complaints about this program que we figured que it would be easier to just cancel the darn program than mess with it and the parents involved. The program would have allowed your child from the ages of 3 to 45 years old to learn a trade, such as but not limited to picking up trask, recycling, painting, building small and big things and much more fun. Sorry kids.
Yesterday afternoon at our Cruz roja community center an award was given to Chon Mundado Munoz, the most predigests medical Neurology award for studying drunken men and women brains in the hood. He also added que he urges barrio folks with suspected concussions to wait a few days after they deceased before calling him up to research their brains. I just can’t go in your head with my small hammer and start hammering away, you know it could hurt and not only that, I won’t have my medical degree until 10 years from now. Congratulations vato.
Yesterday el senior Tyler Mary Moore Gomez, barrio owner of the only Caldo reactor in the county, announced that the reactor sucrose fission facility posed little risk of failure and or danger to the folks living around the corner of third and wells. He told this reporter que lots of barrio members were concern about their safety but he promise que if such danger were to be present he would give us a call. By the way el caldo maker is the largest maker of homemade caldo in a can, The world has ever seen.
Ok raza there you have it for today.