hejola report for 05232011

Hejola report for 05232011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Johnnie el Quemon, bill is on vacation. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Strom night leaves several homeless.
The lack of NFL football this season could increase crime in the hood.
And finally, no more Mr. nice guy tires closed down full services.
Yesterday was the last day that Mr. Nice Guy Tires closed down its full services gas station. It was one of the very few left open con full services rendered says Martin Hokins Garza, the owner of the gas station. It was just too much on my female employees who worker as attendance wearing just a tong and a bikini top. We just didn’t get the number of customers stop and purchase gas, but we did get chingos that drive thru just wanting to watch the girls. Starting today its going to a self served station. Oh how about the girls, well they will keep on working here but con more clothing on.
Barrio officials also met this weekend to talk about a major serious dilemma that might arise in the hood this football season. Well we all know that the NFL lockout is still pending, but barrio officials are bracing themselves for the worse scenario, and increase on crime.
The barrio leaders are doing everything they can do to prevent this serious foreseen problem, by offering free footballs and barbeque just in case the NFL does follow through on the lock out. These events will be planned for Sunday’s afternoon from about 1pm to about 7pm. More information is forth coming.
After encounter con la commadre’s sister Juan Morales and his seven children were homeless when his new girlfriend found out that he had had a storm sexual evening con la commadre next door, while she watcher’s his children. Not being married and watching children that are not even might is messed up while he is having fun. So the only thing I could do is run the whole bunch off, says Sarah Davis. Now Juan is homeless with his children, whose ages are from 22 to 33 years old.
Have a great tejano day.