hejola report for 05042011

Hejola report for 05042011.
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Kingsville, texas. Hello again mi raza I am Alcardio Samudio, Bill is on vacation. But for now our award winning barrio headline news:
Dancing con la commadre comes to the Westinghouse barrio mall.
Big trouble in little barrio.
And finally 20 chickens found missing.
This morning the barrio chicken farm truck took a different route to market and stopped to do a pit stop. Well while the driver went in to drink some coffee some fool must have unlocked a section of the chicken cages and about 20 chickens made a run for it. The constable is looking for that fool that let those chickens loose and the chicken farm is offering a reward to the where about of the 20 chickens. A small chicken reward is being offered.
Many of our barrios have small barrios in them and have names for them. Well one barrio has a community called little barrio. So with that in mind, they have been sent a letter telling them que they got big troubles in little barrio for the future. What trouble the whole hood is in, the letter send to them did not say what it was. But it did mention until further notice.
Gloria Guerra mall manager just announced que the first Dancing Con La Commadre will be held this weekend. A number of commadres have already registered to dance but several problems have come up. One of them was that we need single commadres or divorce commadres , due to the fact que we didn’t want any problems con married commadres. Furthermore there will not be allowed to wear any kinky outfits for their performances. So come on down and watch your favorite commadre do her thing.
Ok do you thing raza and have a great day.