hejola report for 04102012

Hejola report for 04102012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. now from the shinning lights and winding bays, here is Bill Diaz,
 
hello again, now the  headline news:
  barrio 8 ball lotto  goes into effect this weekend,
  barrio implements new junk car city ordinate into play,
  and INS find illegal in the hood.
 the Barrio let me put the finger on you committee reported to the INS que there were just too many illegal in the hood.  Under strict supervision they, the INS, raider several stores located in the hood. They, the INS, managed to bust at least seven illegal; 2 Germanys, 3 Italians, and 2 persons from somewhere below the equator. They were taken in, questioned, and later released across the railroad tracks.  INS really didn't say why those persons were released or why they were released.  But based on our inside sources, they said que them boys wont be coming into the hood for awhile, now que, el barrio let me out the finger on you is looking for you...;thanks god for good citizens in the hood ;..pincha fingers.
  All members of the  hood just got copies of the new city law that required all parked or junked or anything that has wheels to be mobile, in other words, if you have a car, truck or wagon, it must be able to run and moved at least 5 feet per day . The new city LAW also will prevent barrio folks from moving the car less than a few feet a day, showing que it has been moved and not parked for years. But it turned out que  several used, junked and other cars owners were upset when five city tow trucks drove down and up their streets taking pictures....;when stopped an asked by one of the hood members, the tow truck driver said the pictures were for the garden of the month.  We will keep  you informed on this matter and how it effects all of us;.
  THE Barrio 8 ball lotto went into effect this past weekend, at least 85% of the barrio members were winners of the first Barrio 8 Ball lotto, with a total grand price of $50.00.  the 3560 winners will spilt this price among them,,,,,folks here can’t wait to play this weekend;..
 
Well there you have it raza another fine day in the hood...from our command post here in the hood;good day..