westside warrior news 04112012

Spooky Westside warrior news 04112012.

Kingsville, tx.Now from da dark side o' hood wuz da streetlights don’t werk an' paved street done exist here iz our own soul brudda Lewis mojo Lewis.

Heck werd up folks I be back an' gots lots ta jive about. This few weeks I gots been hanging out an' about in da hood an' gots dis here ta report:

Increase o' men biting po-po dogs,

Fight in church misunderstanding,

And local 5-0's bust niggas in `64 passing bong an' syringe

Yesterday our sources tell us dat da 5-0's from across da tracks followed Dave Maxwell an' his cousin David Maxwell ta our side o' da tracks an' busted dem two right at da corner o' wells an' Third Street. The po-po report dat wuz filed wiff our constable cadena said dat deez two niggas wuz stopped when one o' da 5-0's seen dem two passing somethin' dat looked like uh bong an' usin' uh syringe. After da 5-0's searched they `64, it turned out dat both Maxwell’s wuz insisting they daily medication. Were later released an' forced ta walk home, since they `64 had been towed away. Isn’t dat da willies?

Check dis here out; dis here passed Sunday outside our local church, Marcos Manuel, da husband o' Carlyss Manuel, hit Samuel Johnson in da head. Mr. Manuel hit Johnson thinking he had pushed his wife as dey wuz leaving da church hall. But once da dust settled an' our constable cadena clarified matters an' it seemed dat uh crack head dog got loose an' knocked Mrs. Manuel down. All da parties involved apologized ta each other an' nahh charges will be filed. But da crack head an' his dog wuz asked ta move on ta da next block.

And finally da po-po report from across da track has stated at another newspaper dat an increase o' dogs being bitten has increase in da last year or so. The latest men bite dogs stories tell us dat da 5-0's iz thinking o' not usin' dogs anymo' on dere daily patrols. Instead will use three tyme crack losers. This folks can smell dat sheeit uh mile away.

The report also stated several dog stories. For instance an assault suspect, Bennie Jet, wuz charged wiff biting uh po-po dog around da neck area, another suspect, Howard Johnston wuz also charged wiff da biting off part o' da ear o' po-po dog last month while he wuz running fo' his life.

Furthermore uh hood member, Charlie Basils, who by da way owns several pit bulls, wuz convicted o' biting one o' his pets an' wuz sentenced ta 10 hours o' community service. And finally uh small dog own by Mr. an' Mrs. Baltimore Ballet some how stepped on Mr. Ballet shotgun while he wuz cleaning an' managed ta engage da trigger, an' sending about 35 pellets into his body. Mr. ballet did survive da shooting.

Well as ya can see folk’s things gots been happening around here, an' I Lewis mojo Lewis will walk da streets ta make ya git da news. That’s all folk an' gots uh great day.