Monday, August 13, 2012

hejola report for 08132012


Hejola report for 08132012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Commadre next door fills complaint.

Barrio resident shot.

And finally, barrio man arrested for prank public announcement.

This past Saturday night around 12 midnight, Johnny homeboy, somehow hold of the barrio public address system and as a prank, announced the following: please note that all Hispanic and Tejano residents need to leave the hood now. This was announced at least ten times until the whole hood got up and started the race out of the hood, causing major problems con traffic and the safety of its residents.  Within a few hours Johnny homboy had been arrested and charged con harassment and bias intimidation charges. The barrio members had been thinking about filing a law suit against the city and county.  But the constable told us que it would be a waste of time, since Johnny hadn’t taken his medication for several weeks and was in a stage of severe and disabling stage and did admit that he had done lots of psychological harm to many in the hood.



Yesterday el constable was called to the corner of third and wells to answer a call that a man had been shot. When the constable got there he noticed a man sitting on the corner with a gunshot to his leg. The barrio man told el constable que his wife had shot him on the leg just to see how it felt. His wife was relented, finally, and fired a .22 caliber rifle shot to the man’s leg. No charges will be filed and he is expected to make a full recovery.



El compadre Juan Torres was arrested and charged with aggravated burglary in the hood.  It seems que la commadre who lived next door returned from her vacation and discovered that chingos of her stuff were missing, so were petty to the more expensive were missing from her home.  It seemed que Mr. Torres felt secure enough to be wearing some of her clothing, in public. After la commadre saw him walking around in the back yard with some of her clothing she called el constable to come a see from himself.

Ok raza time to go. Have a great Tejano day.

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