Hejolareport for 01052012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Why dopeople smell like chit survey?
Barriopeople arrested for protesting.
And finally vato run over for saving ahelpless doggy.
Yesterdayafternoon a graduate student for our local barrio community college was allowedto share his research he did this past fall semester on why do people smelllike chit survey. Paul Lee Garza Mendez Gonzales told us que it was one of hismost exciting things he had done in his life time in doing this survey. Hereare some of his findings:
Why dopeople smell like chit?
From 100responds the following was recorded:
45 answershad chitty underwear.
20 answer,had dirty diapers.
10 answer,did bath right.
8 answer, just plain old, that’s how old peoplesmell like.
6 answer,didn’t have a clue.
And 11answer that they didn’t give chit.
We are realproud of our barrio students and their efforts to get a better and highereducation.
El constablecadena and his barrio 666 task force, were called upon yesterday afternoon toour only barrio radio station, kkkQk “ que te importa radio”. When they arrivedthey found at least 5 tejanos pissed off, 2 gringos pissed off, and 3 blackswere also pissed off. Once the constable warned them a few times to leave the premise, he took iton his own to remove them by force when they refused. All of the protestor werehaul off to jail and charged. Oh by the way we really nice got word on why theywere protesting but one person dress like a tejano cowboy clown thought thatthey were giving out cheese, was the reason he was in line. He was releasedwith no crime. A few points about that radio station kkkqk has a listeningdistance of about three blocks…
And finally,Yesterday morning the hood was real sad due to the fact que Juan Jr. gone hisbutt run over for doing a good deed. It seems that the single elder woman wholives across the street from Jr. saw her chasing her untrained dog run wildinto oncoming traffic. He felt que he could stop traffic as that darn dogfinally listened and headed back home from across the street without lookingboth ways. When jr. saw that, he quickly responds and got between the dog andan oncoming car. It seems that the driver of the car didn’t see Jr, but insteadavoided hitting the little doggy and struck jr. instead. El constable tells usque jr. has been taken to st.paul’s medical center at the mall once all hisbody pairs were found and hoping que the medical center can put him back togetheragain. Oh by the way there is a reward for the missing dog, and large rewardfor the name of the driver that ran his ass over.
Ok raza hangin there and if it don’t hang you must not be passed 48 years old.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Why dopeople smell like chit survey?
Barriopeople arrested for protesting.
And finally vato run over for saving ahelpless doggy.
Yesterdayafternoon a graduate student for our local barrio community college was allowedto share his research he did this past fall semester on why do people smelllike chit survey. Paul Lee Garza Mendez Gonzales told us que it was one of hismost exciting things he had done in his life time in doing this survey. Hereare some of his findings:
Why dopeople smell like chit?
From 100responds the following was recorded:
45 answershad chitty underwear.
20 answer,had dirty diapers.
10 answer,did bath right.
8 answer, just plain old, that’s how old peoplesmell like.
6 answer,didn’t have a clue.
And 11answer that they didn’t give chit.
We are realproud of our barrio students and their efforts to get a better and highereducation.
El constablecadena and his barrio 666 task force, were called upon yesterday afternoon toour only barrio radio station, kkkQk “ que te importa radio”. When they arrivedthey found at least 5 tejanos pissed off, 2 gringos pissed off, and 3 blackswere also pissed off. Once the constable warned them a few times to leave the premise, he took iton his own to remove them by force when they refused. All of the protestor werehaul off to jail and charged. Oh by the way we really nice got word on why theywere protesting but one person dress like a tejano cowboy clown thought thatthey were giving out cheese, was the reason he was in line. He was releasedwith no crime. A few points about that radio station kkkqk has a listeningdistance of about three blocks…
And finally,Yesterday morning the hood was real sad due to the fact que Juan Jr. gone hisbutt run over for doing a good deed. It seems that the single elder woman wholives across the street from Jr. saw her chasing her untrained dog run wildinto oncoming traffic. He felt que he could stop traffic as that darn dogfinally listened and headed back home from across the street without lookingboth ways. When jr. saw that, he quickly responds and got between the dog andan oncoming car. It seems that the driver of the car didn’t see Jr, but insteadavoided hitting the little doggy and struck jr. instead. El constable tells usque jr. has been taken to st.paul’s medical center at the mall once all hisbody pairs were found and hoping que the medical center can put him back togetheragain. Oh by the way there is a reward for the missing dog, and large rewardfor the name of the driver that ran his ass over.
Ok raza hangin there and if it don’t hang you must not be passed 48 years old.
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