Hejola report for 04132015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello I am bill diaz con today’ s hejola
report, But before we get to this, can we talk. Several things we need to get
settled. One, now we know that a middle age person cannot buy A rap c.d. and
repeat some of the lyrics on live radio. Hey you can get your butt fired.
Second, its IRS time and it’s that time of year where you wish you would have
save all your recites, and now for that headline news:
Two local carpenters held hostage by la commadre,
Barrio security guard gets arrested for stealing,
And finally barrio community garden.
This week the volunteers at the barrio community garden are
asking for your help in preventing folks from using the garden as a public
bathroom. In the last two weeks the volunteers have found lots of toilet paper
along the fence and inside the garden area. If you or you know who these persons
are, please take your movement somewhere else.
In other news, Pancho Martinez, a security guard at the
Westinghouse barrio mall was arrested yesterday afternoon by el ojo junior
barrio security force 666 at his home. One of the arresting officers tell us
que esta panchito had broken into several of the stores at the mall and stole
many items of expensive jewelry, plus 750 pair of women’s underpants. Oh by the
way esta pancho is not a graduate of el ojo junior barrio private eye school.
And finally, la commadre Pricilla Munoz, 65, was arrested
yesterday afternoon by el constable cadena on a complaint filed by el senor Juan
Valdez owner of a el barrio let me fix your freaky home. He claims que la
commadre held him and one of his helpers imprison for two days a week ago. Mr.
Valdez told us que la commadre Munoz held them in her home for two days until
we finish remodeling her kitchen for Easter. Mrs. Commadre Munoz will go to
court in a few weeks. Oh by the way she was taken to a lala land hospital
across the tracks for observation.
Well there you have it. Be safe and watch out for those darn
kids. Have a great tejano day.
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