Hejolia report for 04022015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill daiz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
El piggy flu hits the hood.
Three drunks arrested with drunk pig....
And finally, the story about the one that got away.
I am sure you know by now que el pig played a very important role in our American history. Throughout the years the pig has been a great provider of food, especially those that love tamales. And that is why la familia Gonzales had to determine whether simon, the pig, a Barrio future farmer of America project for their son was subject to be slaughtered. That is the headline news, this morning, Simon the pig, turned up missing, and there is a small reward being offer for any information pertaining to Simon the pig, please contact our office if you hear anything, I mean anything.
Late last night el constable back on duty, arrested three vato’ and a passengers that was so drunk que he looked like a pig says el constable cadena. Si this person, was so freaking drunk que he looked like a drunk pig. All three men and el passenger where being held at el barrio corral jail. Except the passenger, he was taken to jail across the tracks for questioning, so say it could have been Simon the missing?
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill daiz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
El piggy flu hits the hood.
Three drunks arrested with drunk pig....
And finally, the story about the one that got away.
I am sure you know by now que el pig played a very important role in our American history. Throughout the years the pig has been a great provider of food, especially those that love tamales. And that is why la familia Gonzales had to determine whether simon, the pig, a Barrio future farmer of America project for their son was subject to be slaughtered. That is the headline news, this morning, Simon the pig, turned up missing, and there is a small reward being offer for any information pertaining to Simon the pig, please contact our office if you hear anything, I mean anything.
Late last night el constable back on duty, arrested three vato’ and a passengers that was so drunk que he looked like a pig says el constable cadena. Si this person, was so freaking drunk que he looked like a drunk pig. All three men and el passenger where being held at el barrio corral jail. Except the passenger, he was taken to jail across the tracks for questioning, so say it could have been Simon the missing?
And finally, los barrio leaders are preparing for the worries. It seems que el piggy flue has hit the hood and barrio leaders are trying to cancel all programs and activities for this weekend. Three women, two kids, three men and several cats and dogs were taken to the local doctor for evaluation, and it seems que there were some traces of esta piggy flu in them. We will have an update on this matter as we gather it.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE EASTER RECYCLE DAY HUNT HAS BEEN CANCEL.
Well that is it for today, I am bill diaz, anD making sure que I doNT shake hands nor kiss anyone for the next few days, especially anyone looking like a pig.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE EASTER RECYCLE DAY HUNT HAS BEEN CANCEL.
Well that is it for today, I am bill diaz, anD making sure que I doNT shake hands nor kiss anyone for the next few days, especially anyone looking like a pig.
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