Hejola report for 04072015.
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Kingsville, tx. Hello raza, I am bill diaz con today’s round up of Easter
happiness. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio Annual volunteer firefighters Easter recycle can hunt
announces winner for this year’s hunt,
Three arrested at parking lot at the mall for smoking weed,
And finally mall mascot straps it on.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters announced this year’s
Easter recycle can hunt winner. The major prize went out to El Hijo Sue. El
hijo Sue, who by the way, his parents own “El mejor hijo sue beer joint/
tavern” was announced the winner of this year’s hunt. He came in with a whooper
of a ton of recycle cans, out weights all his opponents by at least several
hundred pounds. El hijo sue will be the winner of this year’s 2015 model barrio
23 homemade tricycle, donated by los good merchants at the mall.
In other news, several folks got busted this weekend at the
mall parking lot. It seems que esto were attending the free concerts at the
cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex when they thought it was cool to
smoke that evil weed. El mall security arrested Bill Mora, Jim Morales, and
Pedro Morgan con possession of marijuana . All three clowns were taken to the
police shop across the tracks.
And finally it seems que the mall mascot just can’t get
along con those clowns. It seems que no one told the mall mascot que the mall
management had given permission for the local clown unions to come and hang out
at the mall this weekend. Well this seems to have not gotten down to good con
el mall mascot mr. turkey. It seems que one to this clowns took mr turkeys spot
or his regular hang out inside the mall and mr turkey didn’t like that. When mr
turkey confronted one of the clowns, the clown slapped him on the butt. That’s
when mr turkey picked up that clown and threw him down the stairs here at the
mall. Well when the rest of the clowns heard the call for help from one of their
fellow clowns, that’s when thecshit started. By the time the cops and the
constable stopped the riot, el mr turkey got his butt kicked. No arrested were
made and when asked which clown was the one that hit him, mr turkey said they
all look alike.
Well there you have it and please don’t be a clown, just act
like one.
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