Hejola report for 08012019.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas. Hello sport fans I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Barrio constable discover marijuana plants;
El constable somehow discovered dozens of cannabis plants growing in his office back yard garden yesterday while he took a walk. He is not very sure or unclear on how the plants, total of 57 plants got planted there or who planted them. He told us que it’s really not legal to cultivate cannabis in the hood but will keep an eye on them to see who the gardener real is.
Captain Mingo Airline’s shut down for a few hours;
This pasted Monday we were told que the only barrio airline Captain Mingo Airline was shut down for a few hours to rescue several first time flyers that somehow got stuck on the conveyor belt that carries luggage and not passengers on to the plane. After these few folks figured que it wasn’t an escalator tried to jump off and lost their balance and got jammed on the conveyor belt. After a few hours the barrio vato’s loco volunteer firefighters managed to get them freed. After a few hours of struggling and screaming and yelling all the passengers were allowed back on board and off they went into wild blue skies. The airline managed to keep its track record of always running late.
And finally barrio breaks world record;
El compadre Juan, a big man with a big dream, managed to accomplish one of his whole life goals was to set some kind of record, he didn’t care what record besides a police record, he just wanted a record for something he did. Well that day finally came this pasted Tuesday night at the Westinghouse barrio mall center stage where he was able to crush barrio world record for a standing jump. Now let’s look at a few thing here, el compadre Juan is 48 years old and weight in at around 450lbs. Please note that barrio world records for a standing jump are not based on age, but on how much you weight. He entered the contests at the 400lbs and over participant. He was allowed three attempts to see how high he can jump. At the of the day he was declared EL NUEVO CAMPEON DE SALTO PERMANENTE DIVISON 400 LBS O MAS. His jump just beat the old recorded by 2 inches. El compadre jump at height of 9inches. Congratulations compadre, only in American can we met our dreams and goals.
Ok Raza have a great day and keep your dreams alive.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas. Hello sport fans I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Barrio constable discover marijuana plants;
El constable somehow discovered dozens of cannabis plants growing in his office back yard garden yesterday while he took a walk. He is not very sure or unclear on how the plants, total of 57 plants got planted there or who planted them. He told us que it’s really not legal to cultivate cannabis in the hood but will keep an eye on them to see who the gardener real is.
Captain Mingo Airline’s shut down for a few hours;
This pasted Monday we were told que the only barrio airline Captain Mingo Airline was shut down for a few hours to rescue several first time flyers that somehow got stuck on the conveyor belt that carries luggage and not passengers on to the plane. After these few folks figured que it wasn’t an escalator tried to jump off and lost their balance and got jammed on the conveyor belt. After a few hours the barrio vato’s loco volunteer firefighters managed to get them freed. After a few hours of struggling and screaming and yelling all the passengers were allowed back on board and off they went into wild blue skies. The airline managed to keep its track record of always running late.
And finally barrio breaks world record;
El compadre Juan, a big man with a big dream, managed to accomplish one of his whole life goals was to set some kind of record, he didn’t care what record besides a police record, he just wanted a record for something he did. Well that day finally came this pasted Tuesday night at the Westinghouse barrio mall center stage where he was able to crush barrio world record for a standing jump. Now let’s look at a few thing here, el compadre Juan is 48 years old and weight in at around 450lbs. Please note that barrio world records for a standing jump are not based on age, but on how much you weight. He entered the contests at the 400lbs and over participant. He was allowed three attempts to see how high he can jump. At the of the day he was declared EL NUEVO CAMPEON DE SALTO PERMANENTE DIVISON 400 LBS O MAS. His jump just beat the old recorded by 2 inches. El compadre jump at height of 9inches. Congratulations compadre, only in American can we met our dreams and goals.
Ok Raza have a great day and keep your dreams alive.
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