barrio stock market report for 04242009

Barrio stock market for 04242009:
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Kingsville,tx. Once again mi raza como estan todos. I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market y realtors report from our new command post at 918 north Armstrong. The art of moving has always been interesting. I am more than sure que we do spend mucho money to money, and not all of the budgets goes towards moving. Of course there is the traditional bar b que and beer drinking involved in all this and hope que all the heavy girlfriends will find us.

You see we love those women with respect and all their teeth. Now in some cases men don’t have much room to talk neither but we leave that for la china cano de china Nuevo leon. Oh well, now for that dang report.

Los Tamales:

this last few weeks we haven’t seen el tamale man and we have not heard from our different correspondents that do our research on them tamales. But we have acquired a new person to fill us in on the prices de tamales. Los tamales ended the week at record low for this year at $4.75 a dozen. Raza buy raza buy.


Los taquitos:

wow we really blew this call. Well we were so proud que el hood was doing so good in keeping small taco stands open longer than predicted. It’s sad que we now have a new trend going on here. It seems que at least three small taco stands and restaurants have shut down the last 45 days. It don’t look good for us here in the hood that love to go out and eat. Los taquitos took a small hike back to $1.50 each and coffee is extra.

Las empanadas:

less filling is our beef what’s yours? Was the subject several years ago. The empanada war of 2006 was about the filling. We are asking those empanada makers to put more filling inside that dang things. Las empanadas have gone sky high compared to last year at this time. Las empanada ended the week at a moderate price of $.89 cents each.


Cheap beer:

chinga even los borrachos are complaint about having to walk further now to buy beer. Si muchos de los small stores have shut down also in the hood. It’s funny que we won’t walk to far for almost anything but we will walk a mile or two for some beer. Cheap beer ended the week at $3.65 a six pack.

Las tortillas:

here is a good one for you raza, if you remember our tamale war of 1997 when that former city redneck commissioner Russell rusty ruffneck tells us que he has started a new gringo thing in our side of the hood. This new group which does not have a name yet tells us que real soon they are going to have a one day protects, and not eat Mexican food or even tortillas. He tells this reporter que we will si quein es mas chingo…. The gringo protest is being plan as we speak. That should be very interesting. “A day without a gringo customer”. Las tortillas took a big hick. Wow we hadn’t realize que them things are so high now. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.25 to $1.75 a dozen. There is gold in them tortillas….

And finally la barbacoa de cabeza:

well it’s been long expected and it’s just around the corner based on what el senor Alfonso Rubio, the owner of our llama ranch right at the edge of our hood. Mr rubio wanted to let everybody in the hood que them llamas are growing real quick and are getting real big, and we will be seeing lots of llama meat in the hood real soon. This of course has all the beef owners a bit worried and are planning a seminar on the future of beaf barbacoa. La barbacoa de cabeza took a drive after what they heard from el senor rubio, down a from last week $4.75 a pound.

BARRIO REALTORS REPORT;

Now if you did file your taxes we heard que they might just start picking people up, especially if you haven’t file in five years. So if you do have money in the bank and do own some kind of property make sure que you change the title to of them and for sure buy a barrio deposit box, only going for $19.95.


Ok raza there you have it. Our want ads will be back next week. I am urbano yosabatodo con this weeks barrio stock market report. Have a great tejano day and keep it tejano jv.