hejolia report for 04232009

Hejolia report for 04232009
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Kingsville, TX. Hello I am bill Diaz con some sad news. It seems que both of the mall managers were arrested for setting up human competitions without any city, county, or state, and federal approval. But that will be covered later, but for now let’s go to our barrio award winning headline news;
Several parents get busted at youth baseball games.
Everything goes up but nothing coming down.
And finally have you hugged your kids today.

Today marks have you hugged your kids day. That means regardless of how old your child is, don’t you think he or she is due for a big hug. Today and today only at the corner of third and wells, los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters will be giving out free hugs. So make sure you come on bye for that one big freaking hug you have been wanting.
Everything went sky high yesterday afternoon, when el compadre martin Chapa was the first vato too try and fly his home made airplane made out of used cardboard boxes. “El Barrio One” the name of this barrio invention, was launched from top of this three story building located just around the corner from wells and third street. I almost made says el compadre until he rammed his cardboard plane right into the ground flying about two feet and three inches. It’s a barrio first.
And finally, ten parents were asked to leave the ball park and two were arrested after several of them got into it with an umpire, and the board member on duty. It seems que parents and many more relatives had a better view of a judge meant call than the umpire who was standing on top of the call. All the yelling and screaming could have been heard all over the park. Finally the cops showed up and were able to maintain order. Of by the way the final score was 15 to 0, guess who was complaining.
Well that is it for today, counting down towards tejano roots , it could be our year.