hejolia report for 04222009

Hejolia report for 04222009.
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Kingsville, tx. Hello once again raza como estan I am Bill Diaz, and now let’s go to Johnnie el quemon en Monterey, Mexico con today’ s Monterey’s daily news:
Si billy como estas y yo soy Johnnie el quemon en my office here in monterey’s office con today’s news:
Barrio Pen pal service being investigated,
Barrio 8-ball lotto on for this weekend,
And finally 12 of the 18 busted this weekend are held without bond.
Law enforcement officers from across the tracks, let the hood know, que 12 of the 18 barrio members that got busted this weekend at the super taqucha party, will not going to be release anytime soon says Edward May, chief investigator for the east side task force on lets bust those vatos across the tracks.
It seems that at least 12 of this persons were arrested during the new years eve party and were released and never showed up for trial. He says that he won’t make the same mistake this time. Bond will not be set until later this month. A list of names has been posted at the Westside post office just in case you have a missing relative this past few days. Oh by the way, Mr. May wants to thank the “let me put the finger on you committee “ for putting the finger on that new years eve and super bowl parties.
Barrio 8-ball officals in the hood announced that the grand prize this weekend will be for $55.00 and some chances. Lotto numbers can be bought anywhere in the hood, or can come by our office at the Westinghouse barrio mall.
And finally many city, county and state officals are checking into our new barrio pen pal services that recently opened. It seems que this guys think, it’s an unauthorized dating services and might up to do almost anything for money. The owners of this company were not available to answer any question on the phone.
Now let’s go back to our command post in Kingsville con Bill Diaz,
Si thank you johnnie in Monterey mexico. Now raza that you heard the news let’s make sure we go a buy those lotto numbers for this weekend.
We here in the hood are real proud of all our staff and in saying that we have just assigned the following staff to serve as the secruty forces for our staff in paris france.
Eaton weeks will be their head security for our paris office along con Camelio Hawkeye Moreno, licensed private eye will assist con el security. So Francisco in paris , france your request for staff is on their way. Should arrive in paris within a few days. Ok raza got to go.