hejolia report for 04302009

Hejolia report for 04302009.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill daiz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
El piggy flu hits the hood.
Three drunks arrested with drunk pig.
And finally, the story of the that got away.
I am sure you know by now que el pig played a very important role in our American history. Throughout the years the pig has been a great provider of food, especially those that love tamales. And that is why la familia Gonzales had to determined whether simon, the pig, a future farmer of America project for their son was subject to be slaughtered. That is the headline news, this morning, Simon the pig, turned up missing, and there is a small reward being offer for any information pertaining to simon, please contact our office if you hear anything, I mean anything.
Late last night el constable back on duty, arrested three vato’ and a passengers that was so drunk que he looked like a pig says el constable cadena. Si this person, was so freaking drunk que he looked like a drunk pig. All three men and el passenger where being held at el barrio corral jail. Except the passenger, he was taken to jail across the tracks.

And finally, los barrio leaders are preparing for the worries. It seems que el piggy flue has hit the hood and barrio leaders are trying to cancel all programs and activities for this weekend. Three women, two kids, three men and several cats and dogs were taken to the local doctor for evaluation, and it seems que there were some traces of esta piggy flu in them. We will have an update on this matter as we gather it.

Well that is it for today, I am bill diaz, an making sure que I dot shake hands nor kiss anyone for the next few days.