hejolia report for 04282009

HEJOLIA REPORT for 04282009.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello como estan I am bill diaz con today’s hejolia report from our command post here in Kingsville. TX our headline news:
Local camera crew catch robber on film,
Two vatos arrested for intent to robber store
Hood member also hit by falling bomb.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que, as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him and his pet dog and his wife. Everett 53 became a local news celebrity after this accident. Mr. Everett, who by the way owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on almost every TV Station and newspaper. El constable cadena had to go back to mr, Everett home and arrested him yesterday morning .
It seems que late yesterday afternoon Larry Garza, 42, was arrested and charged with robbing a barrio Henry’s little convenience store. The report states que the robbery started in one of the back rooms, and the robber thus wasn't aware that a barrio college camera crew from BARRIO UNIT TV was taping a feature on crime in the hood in front of this store. The tape clearly shows esta vato stealing and running through the store and out the front door. He too was arrested later at his house, and it turned out que he lived right next to mr Everett.
And finally at a robbery scene in which two young Vato’s were wrestlers masks held up the only video store in the hood. El constable cadena questioned two young guys who were sitting at a nearby bus stop. While he was questioning them he noticed que they each had a wrestlers masks in their pockets.
Estos vatos both admitted that they had been on their way to rob the video store earlier, but said that when they arrived, two other vato’s in ski masks were already robbing it. Constable cadena concluded que this two were telling the truth, due to the fact que the real robbers were wearing ski masks. The constable arrested these two vato’s under the penalty for "conspiracy to commit robbery". El constable said que it’s almost as much as the penalty for robbery.
Well there you have it from the hood, good day. I am bill diaz.