HEJOLIA REPORT for 08052009. Cchwnn. Kingsville,tx. NOW FROM THE SHORES OFF OUR FRONT LAWN HERE IS BILL DIAZ, Hello wrestling fans y como estan….now the headline news, La comadre breaks leg at little league game, funeral home in mall stir guest ions, and gas price stable for the day..
Yesterday afternoon los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to Ramos park to assist con la comadre melva Nunez, who seems to have broken here leg after chasing her tenth foul ball of the afternoon.
You see la comadre melva has 5 children and the two twins playing, and to try and buy each one a snow cone could be an expensive afternoon. So melva figured que if he & oops I mean she, anyhow if she could retrieve several of those foul balls she might just save several bucks… A park attended mention to us, whose name we promise que we would not mention (frank), que this was not the first parent to get hurt this season chasing foul balls. Oh yea this year has been the furthers of several years que parents and other adults are chasing foul ball since the price of snow cones has gone up to $1.50 each this season.
It seems que la comadre Melva was hit from behind by a nine year little girl also with the same intention, get that foul ball for a free snow cone. It took the real emg. unit at least one hour to get to Ramos park and assist los vato;s loco volunteer firefighters con la comadre injurer;
The Westinghouse barrio mall owners approved the leasing of space to La familia Mora, who are owners of the chain funeral homes in the hood.
As I walked in the Westinghouse barrio mall yesterday while doing this report, I wondered que if a funeral home was really appropriate in the mall. But as I walked through the mall I began to think it really wasn’t be too bad of an idea.
Let’s see, it would the perfect place to meet people or get people to go to a funeral since they are already there. The funeral home will be located at the corner of the mall, it would provide the grieving family a chance to walk it off. Also the mall who have a full range of services que folks won’t have to go all over town to purchase greeting stuff like flowers, fruit baskets, greeting cards, and especially la comrade could get their hair and nails done, along con el compadre suit being cleaned and that hair cut he’s been needing for several years.
But the most exciting part of the funeral home in the mall is que folks don’t have to go home once they have visited the corpse. In many family, it’s a tradition to go to the grieving family home and drink and eat dinner….but since you are at the mall already, they can drink and eat their, and saves la comadre from cleaning after all have gone.
The Mora’s spoken person released this statement on their new location ” we are very excited in expanding our services to everyone in the hood, and now with our low prices and easy payment plan and layaways, we see an increase of our services;. The owners of the Westinghouse barrio mall did not say when the Mora’s will open their doors.
And finally the gas war is on in the hood. On the strip. La calla cien, which is the main drag for el barrio, gas prices have gone up. It seems que ever gas station is trying to see who can get the highest prices in the hood. From $1.50 to 6.50 a gallon is what most of the signs in front of those stores have posted..
Anyhow raza thank god for el dodge que tengo yo…from our command post I am Bill Diaz, alive and well…
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