hejola report for 08242009

Hejola report for 08242009
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Kingsville,tx. Hello how are we doing today my name is bill diaz con a this week’s barrio award winning headline news.
barrio zoo closed for the rest of the year.
Several farm animals arrested late Saturday night.
And finally, Hood member also hit by falling bomb.

Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on almost ever TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.

Yesterday afternoon all the volunteers along con los vatos loco firefighters finally captured all the little critters that some terrorist let loose on or about 9:OO pm this pass Friday night. It seems que someone must have come in Friday evening an opened all the doors to all the animals that are housed up at third floor of the mall where the zoo is located. The owner Ramón Ruiz Garcia told us que it was an act of terror and that this childish act causes the owners of the mall to shut down for the weekend. Ramon tells us que almost all the mollusks, amphibians, reptiles, birds, mammals, insects, segmented worms, and arthropods were recaptured, but a few insects like roaches and bees got lost or escaped the mall area. A small reward is being offer in the return of these insects. No one has taken claim of this criminal act.

And finally, Several farm animals were arrested this weekend where ducks, chickens, rabbits some cows, and few bulls, two horses, three sheep, seven pigs, and one llama were taken in for questioning. If anyone has any idea to whom these pets belong too please contact us.

Well there you have it for today , counting down towards tejano roots, it could be our year.