Spookys Westside warrior news for 08062009.
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Kingsville,tx. Now from our guy at the end of third street in Kingsville here is Lewis mojo lewis with today news.
Hello again my friends, how are today? Its been sometime since I last wrote but I am back. You see my friend there lots of things that have been going on out here but I know for sure that the police are going to have to do something about it. What are you referring to you ask? The street lights man. We have at least ten blocks on our side of the tracks and not one single street light is working. My god its dark here man. You know I don’t mind being black but that does mean we have to live in black. A few weeks ago several city officials toured the this side of town and many of them didn’t realize how bad it was over here.
But since they have not been seen since then, one has to wonder if our city offcials real care about our hood? I am more than sure that in your hood you might be having the problems, but you know this problem can be solved real easy. How you ask, how easy? Sure, just vote them out. Look somehow and somewhere these fools got elected and they need our hood votes to stay elected. So lets all get together and protest the lack of awareness and the lack of city services done here in the hood. Look, we are just like you, we pay taxes . Ok I feel better now for some headline news:
Sister finds treasure inside a chair she purchased at garage sale,
disabled man and blind woman drove each other home,
and finally three drunks drive one car.
Yesterday afternoon brother John and brother Bill and Little joe were caught driving the same Landcruiser unlicensed within four hours of each other. When the car was pulled over the first time the two passengers were told to leave the vehicle unless they could find a sober driver and they said they could. El constable cadena told us que "For him to pull over the same car twice in one night and take in two drink-drivers is unusual, but for it to happen a third time is very disturbing."
The saga began when el constable cadena pulled over a blue and white and red Toyota pick-up heading to the east side breath-test the driver just before 10 am Saturday morning. There brother John was taken to east side watch-house to recorded a blook alcohol reading of .267,five times above the legal limit.
Now check this out on the way back from east side el constable cadena noticed the same Toyota pickup around noon headed back to the hood. Here el constable stopped the Toyota and tested the driver for his alcohol level. Here, brother Bill was also way above the minimum level of alcohol level, and was arrested and also taken in to the east police center. Now here is where it got ugly, within an hour el constable noticed the same truck pulling out of a local tavern in the hood so he pulled it over and discovered que little joe was also recorded a blood alcohol reading above the minimum, and arrested him also.
El constable cadena had to give a press conference that afternoon at a local church to answer question on why he had arrested them brothers. El constable told the crowd of about 3 people que its not something that occurs every day and that the three brothers involved were not only a danger to themselves but all the road users. You all would think that after seeing two of your brothers arrested for drunk-driving in the same vehicle on the same day that third bro would learn their lesson. The constable wanted to thank the their family for not allowing anymore relative to drive the truck home. One of the people in the crowd asked the constable why he didn’t tow the truck in the first place? The constable didn’t have an answer.
In other news, el constable cadena told us que A woman who is wheelchair-bound and "virtually blind" drove her boyfriend seymore Goode home after an evening of drinking, parting and cussing because he was so drunk. She repeated the same story at a court hearing yesterday afternoon. Ms. Sandra gullet told the judge que after crashing into two parked cars, and running over two dogs, told the judge, that she was not doing too badly until her legs seized up and her eyes "went blank". She told constable cadena the arresting officers, I am virtually blind. And I had a provisional drivers licence a year ago but I did not take the test as I’m scared of the road. She continued to explain to the judge que she went blank and my leg seized up and froze and couldn’t even move the braked and the clutch. She continued to say que had her hands over her eyes and really didn’t know where she was going. She wa given a ticket for driving without a licence, driving with no insurance and a ticket for driving without due care and attention. She was also banned for three years and fined $2000.00 by the way her ban from driving did not affect her use of a disabled persons scooter.
And finally ms letty Lichanburger had been going to garage sales for 30 years and taking good-natured ribbing from her family all the this time. now, the tables have turned. Ms lichanburger has found more than $3,000 in bills dating from 1928 to 1953 in the bottom of a high-backed chair she bought at a garage sale — for two bucks. Since the owners of the chair had already moved and nowhere to be found she legally owned the money. No comments were made anywhere in the hood about this miracle and waited 30 days to see if anyone would report the money missing.
Well folks as you can see good things come from sitting down all day. I am lewis mojo lewis good day from the dark side of town.
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