hejola report for 01192010

hejola report for 01192010
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Kingsville.tx. Hello once again raza Como estan todos, I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio headline news :
“Pancha del rancho Algeria” la tejana brand of clothing for that healthy commadre.
East side of the tracks city commission propose plans for this of west side barrio residents’ front lawns; cement front yards.
And finally, A new dating services has just open on this side of the track “Barrio Pen Pal services”, meet that hommie y homie you being looking for.
Just a few days ago raza a new dating services opened up in the hood. This new service will allow all you lonely tejano y tejanas a chance to meet some lucky barrio person. All you have to do is sendin your picture and information you want to disclose and a check for $20. Made out to me. And you will get chingos de information about that special person.
In other news, The East side of the tracks city commission proposes plans for west side barrio residents’ front lawns; cement front yards. That is the proposed city ordinate to be proposed at the next city election. We feel since folks over there don’t care for their front lawns, we figured que we should force them to cement their front lawns, says one of the city fathers. Furthermore, that way those folks over on Westside can save the city some water. And will improve the value of their property, making ever home look like a doctor’s office parking lot, says Russell redneck a present city commissioner. (Just for the record Mr. redneck here is the one that wanted to regulate the making of tamales back in 1997, bringing on the tamale war of 1998).
An finally a new clothing brand for tejanas has just opened its market here in our hood. La prima pancha has invested on making kinky clothes and going out wardrobes for those healthy commadres. The name of the new clothing is “Pancha del rancho alegria la tejana brand of clothing for that healthy commadre”. Again more coverage on this new store on our Westinghouse barrio newsletter con Gloria Guerra.
Ok raza got to go and keep warm and remember stay tejano.