hejola report for 01212010

Hejola report for 01212010.
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Kingsville, tx. Hello I am Jonathon Barrio, good ole boy Bill is on assignment. Well today we see that fog has haunted our hood for last 2hours and hoping que we don’t have too much of it the rest of the day. But for now what ever happen to those happy days when one could just sit outside your front porch and just watch cars go bye? I just wonder what happen to those peace and gentle and honest days? Gone nig.
Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Constable investigates local carpenter for using next door water.
Too much pussy in one home.
And finally, happy days are here again.
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La senoria Maria Shine was asked by the city and county health department que she just had too many cats or better known as pussy in her home and back yard. It seems that you can only take so much smell of cat or pussy litter says la commadre juantia mora who lives next door to all this pussy. I just had to do it , I cant live with my window close for the rest of my live. La senoria Shine was given 30 days to do something about her pussy or else.
It seems that if you are a contractor and all the house look like the one you are repairing, don’t take it for granted that the water on all these house is being paid by the owner of all these dam houses. Well that was the case for Jose Martinez local carpenter who failed to either ask or being told que using the water next to the home you are working does not belong to the folks whose home you are repairing. El constable cadena was summoned to the corner of third and wells to investigate the matter. No charges have been filed yet.
Well there you have it raza I am Jonathon Barrios, good day.