hejola report for 01202010

Hejola report for 01202010.
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Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am bill diaz con today’s barrio award winning barrio headline news. But before we get to it let’s make sure we know that the i.r.s. is always watching you. Now for that dang report.
Barrio cash cab get rob.
City and county leaders lay out goals for our side of the hood for 2010.
And finally illegal gambling up for 2010.
This past weekend was the most the constable and barrio task force 666 had arrested in illegal gambling. From illegal Mexican bingo to regular bingos, card games , dice games, fighting cock games, dog fighting, arm wrestling, leg wrestling and big boo contest were all shut down this week on a giant effort to lower the crime in our hood. The constable tells us que almost 25 persons we taken in and later released on bond. Many of the folks were elder men and women, especially the big boos. You wouldn’t believe who was involved. The constable tells us que many of the folks that were arrested were winter Texans looking for some excitement. The trial for all this gamblers we will be held in a few weeks.
Yesterday afternoon city and county leaders presented their goals for our side of the town for 2010. One of the biggest items was to reduce the number of outside bathrooms, better known as odd house. The city and county determind que 35 percent of the hood still didn’t have inside bathrooms. Our goal says henry smith, one of our city leaders, is to encourage our good friend to bring their shit inside their homes. In doing this, the city is thinking of introducing some low interest loans to those folks that might qualify in order to improve their homes. If you are interested and still have your shitter outside please contact our cruy rojo community center for more details.
And finally Juan Salinas reported that the only tricycle cab, on our side of the tracks got rob. He told the constable que three men on three bicycle managed to pull he over and took all his money and the back tires of his three tire tricycle. Mr. Salinas also stated que he will be out of business for a few days until he manages to up con two more tires. If anyone has any information pertaining to this matter please call the constable.
Well there you have it, have a great tejano day.