Monday, February 11, 2013

hejola report for 02112013


Hejola report for 02112013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:

3 arrested on pot charges.

Man accused of having sex con su parrot.

And finally, some kind of monkey business.

Yesterday el constable was called to the corner of wells and third street where a man was selling little monkeys dressed like little girls. Sam Davis Garcia was arrested for selling monkeys without a permit and selling them to make them monkeys look like little children. The constable doesn’t have a clue on how many monkeys had been sold. But he did say que he looked them over and they did resemble some of his relatives. Charges are pending. 

37 year old Juan Paz was arrested yesterday when his parrot told the pet shop owner que Mr. Paz was talking dirty to him and saw him naked. The parrot was taking in for its monthly cleaning when he start to spill the beans on his own. Once the constable came into the pet shop and listen to the parrot’s confession, he decided to issue an arrest warrant for Mr. Paz. More details on this case later this week.

And finally, Three barrio members were arrested for stealing 22 sets of cooking pots. The constable told us que these persons were stealing all kind of cooking pots and recycling them. Charges will be filed.

Ok raza got to go.

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