Tuesday, February 26, 2013

hejola report for 02262013


Hejola report for 02262013.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio women rally for equal bar time.

More dogs and cats missing.

And finally some good news.

Our news network just got word that we are preparing to go on line with our radio program thanks to certain on line radio programs already that have asked us to be a newscaster. Our creator, Daniel, as we speak is seeking your help in getting the computer and soft ware needed in order to put this station a reality. “Chicano cable hot wired news network” coming sooner than what you think.

El constable posted a 918 alert throughout the hood because there were at least 27 dogs and 32 cats missing within the last ten hours.  The constable told us off the record que it could be those hillbillies that just moved into the hood, but there was no proof of them boys stealing, killing or even kidnapping them poor little pets. Oh by the way them boys opened up a Chinese restaurant, named “chon hill boy”.

And finally, yesterday the gang called “la girls Del hood”, an organization made up of divorces women rally for more equal time at bars. The groups wanted to let people know que even though we don’t have a job, and are not looking for one, we do have time to go bar hoping. Please note that in order to be a member a woman can’t have children or have children under the age of 32. You see, says one of the girls, that’s what this club is all about, we want women to have a good time without having to leave a bar too early because they have children at home. Another member told us que this thing about job hunting is not going to happen, we expect them jobs come looking for us. (Good luck).

Ok raza the word for today is good luck.

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