Hejola report for 01062015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas, hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio big disappointments for 2014.
The biggest crimes for 2014 not recorded....
And now so darn good news.
The next few days are very important, so pay attention.
Here is a list of crimes that weren’t reported by our barrio news: El constable Cadena and his barrio task force 666 responded and arrested Mrs. Sammy Diaz, 42, who by the way spend 62 hours in jail after committing the crime of whacking her husband with a barrio play mate magazine while he was using the bath room.. huh. Martin Diaz, age 48, pleaded guilty at the justice of the peace courtroom for possession of 0.0009 grams of marijuana valued at about $.15 cents worthy, and was sentenced to 7 years’ probation, dang. And finally Nancy Garica, age 52, better known in the hood for Homer( why I don’t know) was arrested and sentenced two year probation for being caught twice in the same day caught stealing “tester” packages of aftershave at a barrio Go and Stop store. The value of the tester was $.02 cents each, totaling to $.20 cents.
We all know that things just don’t go our way all the time and in most case never does. In 2014 it was no different from previous years. Here are a few example. 1. Pedro Juan Saenz was so frustrated at the being of 2014 when he moved from San Anto to our barrio to marry La Commadre Elsa Gamez, age 54, who he met on the internet. He was arrested for assaulting la commadre after he realized that this woman was not like she was on the internet. 2. Now even worse was el compadre Pete Gomez, leaped to his feet at the closing of the wedding, when he was shocked at his first glimpse of his new bride with her veil pulled back. He was very disappointed that this woman was not what he imagined. He got a divorce right after the wedding.
Ok raza always pay attention and drive careful around school zones, and senior citizens homes.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas, hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio big disappointments for 2014.
The biggest crimes for 2014 not recorded....
And now so darn good news.
The next few days are very important, so pay attention.
Here is a list of crimes that weren’t reported by our barrio news: El constable Cadena and his barrio task force 666 responded and arrested Mrs. Sammy Diaz, 42, who by the way spend 62 hours in jail after committing the crime of whacking her husband with a barrio play mate magazine while he was using the bath room.. huh. Martin Diaz, age 48, pleaded guilty at the justice of the peace courtroom for possession of 0.0009 grams of marijuana valued at about $.15 cents worthy, and was sentenced to 7 years’ probation, dang. And finally Nancy Garica, age 52, better known in the hood for Homer( why I don’t know) was arrested and sentenced two year probation for being caught twice in the same day caught stealing “tester” packages of aftershave at a barrio Go and Stop store. The value of the tester was $.02 cents each, totaling to $.20 cents.
We all know that things just don’t go our way all the time and in most case never does. In 2014 it was no different from previous years. Here are a few example. 1. Pedro Juan Saenz was so frustrated at the being of 2014 when he moved from San Anto to our barrio to marry La Commadre Elsa Gamez, age 54, who he met on the internet. He was arrested for assaulting la commadre after he realized that this woman was not like she was on the internet. 2. Now even worse was el compadre Pete Gomez, leaped to his feet at the closing of the wedding, when he was shocked at his first glimpse of his new bride with her veil pulled back. He was very disappointed that this woman was not what he imagined. He got a divorce right after the wedding.
Ok raza always pay attention and drive careful around school zones, and senior citizens homes.
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