Friday, January 16, 2015

hejola report for 01132015

Hejola report for 01132015.
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Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Repo’s up and payments down.
Two Tons of Fun remodeled....
And finally some darn good news.
El barrio leaders have told us que residents need to stop calling their office concerning the Pot Holes and that their complaint should not be about pot hoe’s that walk the streets. Those complaints should be address to el constable Cadena’s office. Now that is some good news.
The only Tejano gay barrio in the nation Two Tons of Fun have informed us que it is under new management and planning to repaint the inside of the bar and will try to remove the old paint and bring it up to par. La Vidie the new administrator told us que he/she hopes the bar will be ready for its first Drag show coming this Valentine’s day.
There just seems not to be enough money, never the less expecting more money in 2015. Adan’s Repo has informed us that 2015 has not been a good year for lots of barrio residents. He told us that the number of cars, TV’s, air conditioners, washers and dryers, iron boards, curling irons, shake boards, bicycles, lap tops, desktop computers, cell phones, furniture, lawn mowers, weed eaters, tillers, and some sex toys have all be recovered due to the lack of payments. He also mention that if we come by you all better answer the door or else. He plans on giving everyone a fair share of time to catch up con su payments. So if you have a loan con esta company you better step up.
Ok raza if you have not hugged a Tejano today. Please do.

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