Hejola report
for 01072015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline
news:
Barrio singles
network connections for 2015.
Sales
increase on wedding rings and returns.
And finally
some darn good news.
It didn’t come
as a surprise when the barrio leaders announced that they were planning on
leaving this year’s Christmas decorations up for at least another two months. You
know there are reasons behind all this. First, el constable has told us que since
the Christmas lights have been up all year the crime rate has gone down. But on
the other side is that these decorations are from 1959 and are a little worn
out. But all and all as long as the hood is in good spirit, who cares.
El ojo
barrio private eye and justice of the peace has informed us que there was an
increase of marry license this past year of 2014, but the divorces rate was
much higher que before. The only complaint we have gotten he says is that the
companies that sell those rings are having a high volume of returns, which
makes those sales persons commissions much lower since the ring was bought
back.
El senor Ben
Diaz has announced que starting in 2016 the only single connection in the hood
will be operating here soon. He told us que it worked out great in the rural
areas and he says there is no reason why it wouldn’t work here in the hood. “Barrio
single network connections” is a bit different from other connections he says. The
unique thing about our service is you can pick your mate base on weight, heavy
man coming soon.
Ok raza don’t
make a new year’s resolution, wait till Easter.
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