Thursday, August 20, 2015

hejalo report for 082015


Hejalo report for 08202015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

barrio man tasers la commadre grandmother in a family dispute.

Commadre cause accident while on barrio cell phone.

And now some darn good news.

How old can a person been to be considered too old for college? Answer is never to old.

Yesterday afternoon right in front of our office we heard a big boom. When we went outside to investigate we saw que la commadre Belinda Rodriquez had just smashed into the back of jim woods a construction worker pick up.  It seems que when she smashed into the back of the pickup she was on the phone.  El constable arrested her con wreck less driving. But the way it’s the tenth time she has been busted for driving on the phone

And It seems que Luis chapa had enough con la comadres grandmother after she gave her opinion on a matter that was none of her business. So Luis used a stun gun on the grandmother to keep her freaking mouth shut.  The constable cadena arrested Luis and is investigating it as a domestic assault. Charges are pending. La grandmother was not injured, and didn’t require any medical attention.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

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