Wednesday, August 12, 2015

hejola report for 08122015


 

 
Hejola report for 08122015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am bill diaz con our award winning barrio headline news. But before we go there, you know country and western music has played a major role in a lot of people’s lives just as conjunto music has. But for today we are going to use an old Spanish song written by Jose Alfredo Jimenez, and use it as a spin off for our barrio news. Today song is “el Rey”, which many Tejano artists have recorded. Now for our hejola report:

El Rey arrested.

This weekend El Rey contest will be held at the Westinghouse barrio mall.

And finally so darn good news.

Well as we all know that bill collectors will never stop calling you for either a late payment or just call you just heck of it. Now el barrio consumers group named “el rey”, have taken matters into their own hands and are advising barrio members not able to pay bills to tell them collectors, if I had the money I would have made the payment fool.

Gloria Guerra mall manager announced today que everything on schedule for this weekend crowning of “El Barrio El Rey” pageant. This year’s contestants will be men over the age of 75 or older. So if you haven’t signed up for that contest you old gizzard get on it. Oh by the way the first place award will be a free round trip to the corner of third and wells.

Yesterday afternoon El Rey was arrested again after being released from jail a few hours. The reason this time was que he didn’t quite understand why he was arrested the first time. The first time he was arrested was at the corner of third and wells where he sat there for about ten hours and didn’t see the street signed that read “no sitting on this corner”. After he was released he went right back to that corner and sat there until el Constable arrested he and asked him if he didn’t see the signed that said “no sitting on this corner” and El Rey answer, I though it said no spitting on this corner. He was released after a few hours in the can.

Ok raza have a great day and keep it Tejano.

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