hejola report for08252015

Hejola report for 08252015,

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Klingsville, Texas. Hello again I am DAVID DURAN, con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Vato arrested for peeping tom.                                                                Barrio sociologist get barrio grant to study homosexuality in the hood.                                       And finally city crack down on pig farms in the city limits.

Yesterday afternoon  the city fathers from across the tracks along con city officials y our own constable Cadena, visited and issued several barrio warrants for their arrest after failing to comply with the city law of having farm animals inside the city limits.


The owners of the pig farms inside the city limited wonder how in the world did the find out about the Swine; it seems que the Odor these swine’s left was a bit out of Control.


For the owners of this growing pig farms, its bad news, said one owner who he didn’t want us to use his name (Daniel Charles). He further said que the other side of the track folks had spent mucho money on developing electronic equipment that would measure the offensiveness of odors and would determine where it was coming from.

The reason we are so concern is that we have found que the folks living downwind from the hog farm have become “tense, depressed, angry, and confused.” Said one participating officer who assisted on the raid, “We’re dealing with complex issues that don’t just come down to ‘does it smell bad.’” We need to teach this folks down here que pigs belong outside the city in a farm and not inside the city limits.

Mario diaz was arrested after several barrio people had hear footsteps on their roots,well it just took one incidents in which constable cadena caught Mr. Diaz climbed on a roof last night of la commadre maria who is 93 years old. It seemed que mr diaz was using a fishing line and hook, lifted the blankets of sleeping women to look at their bodies. Charges will be filed along con no fishing permit also will be added to the complaint.

And finally, among the grants this year from the our city Academy of Sciences community, seem to have awarded Ms. Bettys smith Moore Sanchez a grant to study homosexuality in el barrio. Ms. Betty smith moore Sanchez said it was very important to know if homosexuality is a big thing here or not, her grant she was awarded $6,300. Plus addition allotment to her food stamps.

Wow, let’s hope they don’t come by my home,I am david duran.
“ your business is my business and my business is none of your business