hejola afternoon report for 08032016

 

Hejola afternoon report for 8032016.

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Kingsville, texas. Hello raza and welcome to our afternoon barrio news report:

Barrio author writes about what could go wrong on your birthday.

Vato goes crazy and beats up mother in law.

And finally pet monkey wounds several barrio members.

We thought it would be real funny to see if we could get a picture taken con our pet monkey with a handgun says Jamie Hernandez. Well the joke was on them, when the monkey took the gun and pointed to the owner and its friends the darn thing went off and wounding several folks. No charges will be filed against the monkey but some charges might be filed against the owners of the monkey and the gun. Please remember when dealing with monkeys are like relatives, They can get even sometimes.

Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.

And finally, Ted Nopal, barrio author, told us que he had come up con six things that could happen on your birthday:
1. You get home from work and find a booger on your shirt that must have been there all day.
2. You spot a dead thing on the middle the road and you run over it again, resulting in a flat tire.
3. You are forced to use Microsoft Windows version 2001.
4. You pick up your laundry find out you pick up the wrong dyer.
5. You get a giant zit on your face after you swallowed some chewing tobacco.
6. You pay for sex with a check and then she asks you if you can cash it.

 

Ok there you have it for today.