Hejola report
for 08052015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello Raza how are we doing I am General Fideo Vermicelli con today’s
award winning barrio headline news:
Los vato
loco’s volunteer firefighters rescue barrio resident.
Barrio man charged con snorting bath salts
and not coke.
And finally barrio family sues phone
answering service for being rude.
Yesterday el barrio justice of the peace
rejected a lawsuit against barrio company answers your phone in a rude matter
when you are not home. The lawsuit states that the phone has been returning
calls to relatives and is being rude when it answers the phone. We are sick and
tired of this phone answering service and how it’s been treating our friends
and relatives. We want our money back in which the company has refused to give
it to them. The judge told the suing party that it would be unable to sue due
to the fact that they owned the phone for over ten years now.
El compadre Martin Gomez was injured
yesterday evening when he stopped along wells street, which by the way is under
construction, to relieve himself and didn’t notice the 85 foot ditch in which
he fell down into. Los vato loco’s fire fighter volunteers were able to rescue
him after being trapped for several hours. No charges will be filed.
Pablo Juan Ocha, was arrested last night and charged with persistent disorderly conduct after he contacted the constable office and told him que he had just snorted bath salts. And he wanted the constable to help him evict the 85 intruders in his home and when the constable got there none were found. But Ocha, insisted that the half of the intruders were merely making it seem like they were not there and were actually blending into the surroundings, disguised as tables, tv set, sofa, coffee table, and several lawn chairs and some as trees. El constable was force to taser Ocha when he would not stop running in circles and yelling, they are coming to take me away. The constable by the way did examine the bath salts and determined that the substance is not illegal in the hood. Mr. Ocha was taken to lalalaland hospital for observation.
Ok raza keep an eye on those lines, someone
could be listening.
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