Hejola report for 01262016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award
winning headline news:
Barrio man arrested for stealing.
Barrio hog farm found dead.
And finally, barrio woman arrested with a traffic sign
embedded in her skull.
Chinga want to talk about some bad luck, last night el
constable had to pulled over la senoria Maria Gonzales after she was seen
driving erratically. Once she was stopped they noticed que a traffic sign was
embedded in her skull after colliding with it a few blocks down the road. The victim seemed to be intoxicated.
El constable reported to us this past weekend que el senor
Marcos Garcia a barrio hog farmer remains were found Saturday morning on his
property. The report said que base on the condition of his body that his hogs
had gotten to him before he got to them. Charges will be filed against all ten
hogs.
Last night Abel Gonzales a local bartender called el
constable to report que someone had stolen his credit card from his car a few
hours ago. Then called the constable back a few hours later to report que he
was holding the person that had stolen his credit card at the bar. It seems que
the robber was trying to use it at the bar he worked in.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.
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